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Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release.
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The Jeffrey Effect 

The feeling you get when you don't know what is wrong about someone but something feels uneasy or uncomfortable; typically associated with people and things that give off a weird vibe.
"Bro, that homeless man over there is giving me the jeffrey effect we should move away."
The Jeffrey Effect by mrsclean September 2, 2019

The Jeffrey 

A drug combination as featured in "Get Him To The Greek" released in 2010. Showed as rolled into a joint. The cornucopia of drugs includes, but not limited to: Marijuana, Opium, Heroin, Peyote, Cocaine, and other unidentifiable substances.
Sergio gave The Jeffrey to Aldous.
The Jeffrey by Phanteh June 10, 2010

The Jeffery Paul Grasso Classic 

You put canes sauce in a man’s asshole and eat it out with a chicken tender.
Did you The Jeffery Paul Grasso Classic him last night?
Ya for sure it was great.

The Jeffrey Dahmer Special 

A delicious sandwich consisting of head cheese, salami, ham, and any other meat imaginable

Can also be a pizza with extra meat and sauce
I was starving after a night of drinking and buttsex with my girlfriend, so I ordered two pizzas. A plain cheese for her and The Jeffrey Dahmer Special for me.

Jeffrey the Boiler man

Jeffrey the boiler man:

1) a man who came to fix the boiler during Nerimon (alex day)'s blog on blogtv for Chartjackers

2) a super hero in london

3) the Chartjackers official mascott
CHARTJACKERS!

boilerman : hi i'm here to fix your boiler
nerimon: oh hi
internet awesome peps: WE NEED TO NAME HIM, LETS CALL HIM JEFFREY, JEFFREY THE BOILER MAN

Jeffery the Giraffe 

The god that is the mascot of Toys"R"Us. Sadly, he isn't seen as much since Toys"R"Us went out of business. He is still active on Twitter, however.
Jeffery the Giraffe is the mascot of Toys"R"Us and is literally a god.