The Jackson Pollock 

When your lover is lying on the floor and you give them a facial reminiscent of the stylings of abstract expressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Or, an abstract expressionist facial.

Mariam wanted to prove that she was a purveyor of the fine arts, so last night I gave her The Jackson Pollock.
I told my wife I was feeling creative while we were having sex last night. She thought I meant anal. She was relieved when I told her I had The Jackson Pollock in mind.

The Jackson Pollock by RoyCoup November 15, 2012

the jackson sneed 

A sexual act when you are fucking a girl you slap your balls against her asshole (it has to be dirty) and then you slap your balls against her forehead so she has two brown nut marks on her forehead. Named after a jive ass fag who thinks hes cool, go to www.jacksonsneed.com to see this loser

I was with this chick on friday and she slapped me cause i gave her the jackson sneed.

the jackson sneed by yambag December 26, 2003

The Jackson Effect 

When Michael Jackson Died the major search engines like google slowed up to 50% due to internet traffic. the jackson effect is when any large news story hits and cause the web to clog.

the jackson effect made yahoo so slow the other day i had to use a dictionary

The Jackson Effect by frostyletitia July 4, 2009

drop off the jackson kids at the pool 

1.) To defecate, take a crap, take a dump, etc.
It may be helpful to note the dark brown color of feces, and a toilets natural resemblance to a pool.

I really have to go to the bathroom!...Im going to drop off the jackson kids at the pool as soon as I get home!

drop off the jackson kids at the pool by Pacificus May 17, 2006

churning the jackson 

When the world's oil reserves run out in 2050, the oil companies will be forced to drill down into Michael Jackson's grave to extract the vast amounts of crude that have collected off of his broken down plastic face.

Suddenly a loud persistent noise could be heard in the Hollywood Hills around Forest Lawn Cemetery. It wasn't road construction, but the sound of the oil rig churning the jackson.

churning the jackson by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2013

The Jackson family 

The only Jackson family that existed and still exists is The Michael Jackson family, After MJ had a fall out with his bandmates who used his name Jackson as the band name,they had difficulty changing their surnames from Jackson as it appeared it was their publicly known surname as they wished to remain in the entertainment industry. The whole band consisted of a father -joe , a mother-katherine and about 11 or so children, Michael Jackson was one of them- the 1 his surname was used for the whole band.

Michael Jackson had only one wife.
Michael Jackson never married lmp.
It is known today that lmp could be Latoya MJ's former band mate.
MJ's real wife was never part of the band.
The matriach of the Jackson family was never Katherine, it's MJ's real wife.

The Jackson family by Jackson Monilium February 15, 2021

The Jackson Slap

"Slapping bitches who talk shit about Mike"-IG||Massilovesmj

"You should give her The Jackson Slap"

The Jackson Slap by moonwalkerpiper April 22, 2015