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Farmer and the Indians

The farmer and the Indians is a joke.
There was this farmer who was checking on his cows and he came across this Indian with one feather on his head. And the farmer asked him whats that feather for? And the Indian said me fuck one squaw.
The farmer went on a little ways and saw another Indian with two feathers on his head and he asked him what are those feathers for? And the Indian said me fuck one squaw me fuck two squaw.
Then the farmer went on a little more and sees a Indian with feathers all over his head and the farmer asked him what are all those feathers for? And he said me fuck one squaw me fuck two squaw me fuck tree me fuck rock me fuck everything. And the farmer said oh my dear! The Indian said me no fuck deer deer run too fast.
Did you hear the one about the farmer and the Indians?

The king of the Indians 

It’s me I am the king of the Indians
Yo who’s the king of the Indians
“It’s me”

I blame the Indians 

It’s not your fault if you blame the Indians let me explain if the Indians killed Christopher Columbus A lot of people in the Americas wouldn’t be alive so if the Indians killed Christopher Columbus you wouldn’t be alive making you not mess up
Person one: why do you do that
Person two: I blame the Indians!

Selling guns to the Indians 

A married woman or a girlfriend whose cleavage or the private parts of her body exposed
A boyfriend noticed the T-shirt his girlfriend had on was showing too much cleavage, so he walked up to her and while fastening one of the buttons, he asked, "like you selling guns to the Indians?"

the indiana jones 

a sexual act that requires the women to run completely nude at a medium to slow pace, while the man chases her with his testicles out. She then flattens on the ground while you roll your balls over her. No one receives pleasure, but everyone has a good laugh and a story.
Dude what did you and amber do yesterday night? Well for example we did the indiana jones, but her ankle broke and she fell. I still rolled my balls across her back.

Commit to the Indian 

During a rant, former coach Denis Savard told his players to, "Commit to the Indian, commit to the jersey.." The phrase soon become the unofficial slogan of the Chicago Blackhawks and was taken up by the fans.

To be Committed to the Indian means to believe in the team, through thick and thin. Most fans are committed, however there are the few that are just going along for the ride.
Fan 1: Commit to the Indian!
Fan 2: DETROITS SUCKS!
Fan 3: I'm just here for the beer and to be like everyone else.