by the hairs on my balls 

to just barely finish or complete a task

Marcel: Did you make it to Steve's wedding?
Ethan: Yeah, there was so much traffic, I made it by the hairs on my balls.

by the hairs on my balls by Oscar Knight January 13, 2013

The Hamish Snap 

When you try and snap your skateboard by jumping on it with your ass and landing on the bolts.

''hey do The Hamish Snap'' ''ok'' (trys to snap the skateboard but lands on the bolts)

Aftermath

''I can't breath''

The Hamish Snap by jarrad hooper is a dum cunt December 7, 2011

Crustier Than The Hairs On My Dry Butthole 

Extremely bad, contemptible, or worthless

Social media is crustier than the hairs on my dry butthole

Crustier Than The Hairs On My Dry Butthole by Some rando out there December 28, 2021

Pirate on the hairship 

When a person (usually a man) has something in his mustache (usually food)See also bat in the cave, donkey in the canyon, and nuget in the mine.

oddly enough no one told the key note speaker that he had a pirate on the hairship before he took the mic.

Pirate on the hairship by Chad S January 20, 2004

bring me the hairspray 

common nickname for sheffield deathcore/metalcore band bring me the horizon.

the example below isnt true, i love bmth.

just so you know :]

silly metalhead called sammy - look at those gay emo fucks. Bring me the horizon, pah, they should be called Bring me the hairspray!

just look at that gay singers hair!

bring me the hairspray by Holly Homicide November 18, 2006

lay the hairs down 

to fuck: eat someone out: mainly to fuck

tae: “im tryna lay the hairs down girl so wtm?”

lay the hairs down by xeyverse January 30, 2023

Crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole 

Extremely unpleasant or disagreeable, very trashy, more crusted in shit than your crusty ass-crack hair

Even though it's essential, social media is crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

Crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole by Asadefa September 21, 2020