give it the gutmann 

To use the infamous Gutmann method for cleaning a hard drive. The Gutmann method is known as the most intense and secure way to delete data. It is based on the suggestions of Peter Gutmann in the paper titled: "Secure Deletion of Data from Magnetic and Solid-State Memory."

"Yo man, I got so much porn on my laptop. I need to clean this thing out so my old lady doesn't find it."

"You better give it the Gutmann."

give it the gutmann by pete2345 December 17, 2008

The Dirty Guzman 

When a guy pours peppermint essential oil on his thumb and sticks it up his partners butt. He then extracts his thumb and rubs it underneath his partners nose and across the upper lip.

“I just gave Alex the Dirty Guzman last night”

The Dirty Guzman by The beta cell February 19, 2023

alan the kidney tickler guzman 

He will most definitely reach your guts with his girthy shaft

Damn girl Alan the kidney tickler Guzman fucked up my insides last night

alan the kidney tickler guzman by Mr tickler January 29, 2020

Alan the kidney tickler Guzman 

He will most definitely tickle your insides with his girthy shaft.

Damn Alan the kidney tickler Guzman fucked up how I walk.

Alan the kidney tickler Guzman by Mr tickler January 29, 2020

thejusman1 

(n).
1. A living God in the 21st century.
2. Used to refer to a person or thing that is the epitome of coolness.
3. Future ruler of the world and all its denizens.
4. Sexiest man alive, excluding all hermaphrodites.
5. Also goes by the name "Shinster" "Nitsuj" "Justerminator" and "Goatse giver."

Wow, that guy is so cool, he could be like thejusman1

thejusman1 by Justin July 10, 2003