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The Grunnys 

A case of diarrhea. The shits. The runs. Originated in Aroostook County in Maine.
Man, the food from that Chineese Restaurant down the street is terrible! I had the grunnys all night.
The Grunnys by defenestrator March 22, 2005

The Gundy 

when your lady is riding you cowgirl style then hops off to jerk you off arcing it perfectly into your own open mouth
I was having a quicky with my wife and she wouldnt let me finish inside her so she gave me The Gundy
The Gundy by annonnymuss July 31, 2011

kiss the gunners daughter 

Term used in the Age of Sail Navy: To be bent over the breach of a cannon and caned for an infraction of the law with as much respect and privacy that could be found on the gun deck in a man of war. This was reserved for midshipmen who would one day become officers and were above being flogged in public on the open deck. very much like the school boy who is caned by the schoolmaster in private. Serious trouble that will soon pass. Receiving minor discipline that may be momentarily a pain in the ass.


" that guy Bill in accounting has screwed up the payroll again. The boss will have him kiss the gunners daughter for that one."

The Gunnery 

Boarding school in Washington, CT named after William Gunn.
He went to the Gunnery?

The Gunn Show

This when we all know a guy wants to show out for a girl. flexing that am muscle and say's, "Welcome to he Gunn show baby."
B: Yo' Kou you wanna see these Gunn's?

K: You 'd better keep that arm rested for the game this weekend against the Ware green smart arse.

B: (sitting with his ear phones around his neck in Fuller's class by the window with Justin and Charlie)

I've got to go tell fuller about line in Karowack I picked up. (Jumps off the counter and walks away)
Charlie: Kou, you know his gunns impress the lady's.
K: Let him get it out of his system. He knows he's a hottie.
J: Kou, you should tell him you want to go to the prom with him.
K: No way dude, we're good friends and in muti-media and classes together every day, it would get weird. Besides he goes for super model type figures and I only have the brains in this class.
J: Chicken, brown chicken brown cow.
K: Shut up man. I'll give you a taint tap.
C: You wouldn't and you know it.
B: What are you guys talking about?
K: (looks at Charlie and Justin sternly and they keep a lid on it for her) Nothing B. What did Fuller say?
B: That I have impressive Gunns
K: Sweet lord man, not that impressive. (While blushing)
B: Yes they are, It's the The Gunn Show kel.
K: Whatever silly, I've gotta go to the media room to dubb some tape from last weekends game and the rally or I'll be late for practice and I have to work tonight too. I'll see you at the Quabon or the bon fire. Later guys.

the gunnar

can only be done if you are a teacher.

Try to kill one of your students because he/she sat on a spider. It is imperedive that you dont succed in your plan, and you ultimately get killed by an iron pole, which a guy named jason bottleflipped in you head.
"I think our teacher is about to do the gunnar"
the gunnar by muslim_jesus August 19, 2019