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The Gremlin Grunt 

When you fuck someone so hard that they start grunting in an extremely deep voice, often sounding like a shitty Golem from Lord of The Rings. This low grunting will continue until your partner lets out a massive screech. Signifying their change into the Gremlin King/Queen, they are now the ruler of all Gremlins, truly a noble honor.
Yesterday Elizabeth transformed into The Gremlin Queen after she pulled off The Gremlin Grunt.
The Gremlin Grunt by Gamer_God_88 December 28, 2020
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peeling the gremlin 

A phrase used to describe masturbation and is most commonly associated towards males but it is not limited to.
While in the shower with one foot in the soap dish, Pola was peeling the gremlin.

freddy the gremlin 

a twat that thinks hes cool, but is actually more of a social reject than boxxy.
someone : yo lets watch this cool video
*puts on freddy the gremlin*
me : FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
freddy the gremlin by minimonk March 20, 2010

Slapping the Gremlin 

Slapping the Gremlin (v). During a MMF threesome, when one M reaches out and slaps the other M, thus establishing dominance. The M slapped becomes the gremlin.
Yo man, I heard last night when Chris and Larry were spitroasting Adriana, Larry decided it was a good time for Slapping the Gremlin with Chris.

The Skippy Gremlin

A mystical being that visits young stoners to show them the ways of the bong
His body shape changes depending on how much marijuana is in your system, and he can be heard by his iconic mating cry of "Are ye skippy?"
He is associated with many other ethereal beings such as the RA coon
"Lads I just hit that bong so fuckin hard, the Skippy gremlin will be visiting soon"

Or

Stoner 1:"Lads I just fuckin heard something"
Stoner 2: "Don't worry my fresh crossaint, it's just the oul skippy gremlin doing the rounds"
The Skippy Gremlin by theskippycorsa November 22, 2017

Little My The Teapot Gremlin 

Little My is a small, feral rat baby who really likes pastel stuff like deadass??? She bites and is older than she looks wtf is with this child, she’s a bean, you either love her or hate her, no in between, also known as the urban definition of lesbian.
“Yo bro did you see Jessica? She deadass came out as Little My The Teapot Gremlin ?”

“Yeah bro LOL she is valid .”

The rule of the 70’s gremlin 

The Rule of the 70’s Gremlin is that,” you can take a crappy car and spend an exorbitant amount of money trying to make it more powerful and better looking”, but at the end of the day it’s still just a crappy ass Gremlin. You need to try another approach.
Look, we can spend another 2 billion on upgrading the state spending for the year, but it’s sill going to be stuck with “The rule of the 70’s GREMLIN” all over again. We need a fresh start.