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The Iceland Good-bye 

When your mother passed away and was cremated; she always had one wish for her ashes. It's an Iceland tradition for her son's friends to fuck/pee/cum in the urn at the same time. Once this has been completed, we bring the ashes back to the motherland and do the traditional Viking funeral of burning them at sea.
This is what my mother always wanted. I didn't let them know until after she passed. They took on the challenge and we went out there and gave her the Iceland Good-Bye. I will always love and appreciate my friends for doing what my mother always wanted.

the hard goodbye 

a gruesome, slow unnatural death (ie, not from a long illness or something like that); a difficult death, usually involving (prolonged) torture.
I don't know why you died, Goldie. I don't know why and I don't know how. I never even met you before tonight. But you were a friend and more when I needed one. Well I'm gonna find that son of a bitch that killed you and I'm gonna give him the hard goodbye. When I found out who did it it won't be quick and quiet like it was with you. It'll be loud and nasty -- my kind of kill. And when his eyes go dead, the Hell I send him to will seem like Heaven after what I've done to him. I love you Goldie. -- Marv (Sin City)
the hard goodbye by merc m misfire September 28, 2005

The Dirty Goodbye

When two heterosexual friends of the same gender have a sleep over and one leaves in the morning with out saying goodbye.
Chris awoke to the rising sun. He looked over at Nathaniel sleeping peacefully. With out waking up Nathaniel Chris gathered his things and exited the room. As he was leaving the strange house Chris had this uncomfortable feeling as if he had done something, dirty.

When Nathaniel awoke he realized he had been giving the dirty goodbye.

The Venezuelan Goodbye 

When traveling, the morning of your departure you shit all over the bathroom floor where you are staying and quietly leave before anyone wakes up.
I woke up this morning to find shit all over the bathroom floor. Looks like Maria was in a hurry for the airport and gave me the Venezuelan Goodbye.

The hard goodbye 

Before giving himself the hard goodbye, a strange tranquility washed over him. He finally understood the word acceptance and was ready to walk into the unknown.
The hard goodbye by Dairo11 December 4, 2022

Kiss the 'cat goodbye 

Doing poorly on the Medical Collages Admissions Test (MCAT).
Well, I certainly can kiss the 'cat goodbye. Let's get pissed.