The Goober Effect

When you play with a girl's feelings so hard that she believes you are actually a nice person.

Me: Yo man why your girl texting you so much, I thought you used her for pussy.
My friend: The goober effect

The Goober Effect by zlong January 23, 2023

the tear of the goofy goober 

The tears of spongebob and Patrick that short circuited the wiring at shell city and brought them back to life.

Look! It be the tear of the goofy goobers!

the tear of the goofy goober by Alastus June 21, 2016

The Goofer

Pounding a girl's friend in the anus for a ridiculous amount of time and doing it until the sun goes down.

Ceillum gave Ally the goofer last night.

The Goofer by jjsplinter January 5, 2011

hop on the gobber 

A blow job.

In Example "Tonight Stacy is going to hop on the gobber."

hop on the gobber by long lost los February 13, 2009

The Great Gober Dina 

A person who recites the Ten Commandments backwards in German while throwing up a blue dog toy from Albertsons in Canada right below the opposing partner's genitals. And after, proceed to take a great, steaming shit all over the partner's pet while singing Cape Town Races in swing tempo of 169.734643 Bpm EXACTLY. This can only be done once in every universal timeline, and the one who does it gets fucking died.

Man, ever heard of the legendary act of The Great Gober Dina? you'd be a legend if you accomplish that. That would be something to cross off my bucket list before I decide to get married.

The Great Gober Dina by sexy hexy II October 9, 2022

The Church of Gobber Chan 

A place of worship of the cult of Gobber Chan were they preform the ancient sacrifice wich is a dirty jack

We shall worship in the church of Gobber Chan tonight my Brother.

The Church of Gobber Chan by Mp80111 December 31, 2021