A mixed drink. 1 part Hennessey, 1 part Bacardi 151, 1 part Smirnoff Twisted Green Apple, 1 part Red Bull. Its the shizzy!!
by josh January 15, 2005
When a female is riding on a man's gargantuan penis, bouncing and trouncing on that pole like she's jamming out to some sick funk music.
That crazy ass bizzo is gonna funk my junk like she's slam dancing to some George Clinton and the P-funks!
by MassiveMeat April 1, 2020
(carlos) Damn Brian, after i fucked her, i could smell that shit on my finger the next day!
(brian) Shit man, she must have the junk funk!
(brian) Shit man, she must have the junk funk!
by The Only Real Vicki October 23, 2005
1. Used to refer to something that is of little value.
2. Used to refer to an article of clothing that is cheap and nasty
3. A hip new way of saying slut
2. Used to refer to an article of clothing that is cheap and nasty
3. A hip new way of saying slut
1. "That new pink CD is sooooooooo JUNK FUNK gurrrrrl"
2. "God, Charlene did you see that girl wearing a mid-riff, its looked so JUNK FUNK
3. Paris Hilton is SO JUNK FUNK
2. "God, Charlene did you see that girl wearing a mid-riff, its looked so JUNK FUNK
3. Paris Hilton is SO JUNK FUNK
by Mitch Watt August 20, 2006
The distinct stench that smothers items from donation shops or consignment stores. Junk funk often is a smelly mixture of stale tobacco, mildew, animal dander, and other odors that accumulate in storage spaces or dirty places along with hair and unnamed "items" or stains. It's typically impossible to fully remove junk funk from the item which it inhabits.
Tom: Hey, check out this cool leather jacket I just got from Goodwill. Only six dollars.
Talula: Yep, and it wreaks of junk funk.
Talula: Yep, and it wreaks of junk funk.
by Mistoffelees March 21, 2008
The Manayunk junk-funk is defined as follows: After a humid summer night of bar hopping involving excessive drinking, extremely passionate intercourse takes place between a male and female whereby penetration of every oraphus occurs for approximatly three hours. Too drunk to comprehend the build up of various bodily fluids compounded by perfuse ball sweat, the male passes out and awakens in the late afternoon with a layer of taint cheese spanning from the tip of the phallus to the outer rim of the anus. A varation of the Manayunk junk-funk for the female is the "Manayunk trunk-funk."
"Sweet Jesus Bill, last night i pounded Suzy for hours and awoke to find a coating of the Manayunk junk-funk steaming from stem to stern..."
by transdelusional sex alchemist October 2, 2007
Bob: Josh bit Joe on the ear!
Jim: I know, it's crazy!
Random man: That is some funked-up monkey junk!
Everyone in the vicinity: YUP!
Jim: I know, it's crazy!
Random man: That is some funked-up monkey junk!
Everyone in the vicinity: YUP!
by Youttttt November 29, 2011