the flying scorpion

Imagine pole vaulting directly into a uterus.
"last night i jumped on my dresser drawer and whipped out the flying scorpion for my lady, and let me just say, i stuck the landing..."
by Strange Quark January 11, 2009
mugGet the the flying scorpionmug.

flying scorpion

a scorpion tied to a balloon or "attack zeppelin"
the flying scorpion demotivator has been quoted as saying "scorpion attack zeppelins, and you thought the bear cavalry and skeleton army were bad..."
by apsycogerbil August 08, 2009
mugGet the flying scorpionmug.