The Fertilizer 

It's a Mexican Lawn Mower but done outside and on the lawn.

My girlfriend decided we should do some gardening. I finally convinced her to do the fertilizer before she begins to plant her eggplant.

The Fertilizer by TheADvent Calendar December 1, 2019

the fertilizer 

doing it with a chick in the garden, then at the last moment, pulling out, sticking it in the ground and "fertilizing"

i gave our garden the fertilizer

the fertilizer by the chippster March 7, 2010

Fertilize the Fertilizer 

The act of ejaculating into the toilet after you've finished making a #2, either as a type of kink, or because you didn't feel like flushing it first.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I'm gonna go fertilize the fertilizer 'cause I'm too horny to bother flushing my shit first!"
Guy 2: "Too much info bro, but alright!"

Fertilize the Fertilizer by IsaacLechten October 21, 2016

the rag fertilizer 

a cool word to describe a super horny chronic masturbator.

The rag fertilizer Nathaniel lets go of all his anger and frustration with a good quick wanking while thinking of his long lost boy toy.

the rag fertilizer by nates small weiner August 11, 2010

The Fertilzer 

Receiving party lays sprawled in front of a box fan on the highest setting as the sender stands on the opposite side of the box fan blasting liquid feces through the fan onto recieving party like a manure spreader.

Waldo had to bathe thoroughly after Joe performed the fertilizer as he was blanketed in liquid shit.

The Fertilzer by Joe's Bong May 9, 2005

Fertilizing the Patch 

When you take your dip out when your having sex with her and sprinkle it on her pubes

I heard Kevin tried the "Fertilizing the Patch" last night but the chick was an apple.

Fertilizing the Patch by minpion September 27, 2010

fertilize the garden 

Jerking off watching your neighbors porno, while standing outside their window.

My next door neighbor had this sweet porno on, I had to whip out & fertilize the garden.

fertilize the garden by Celeritas July 12, 2006