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picking on the fat kid 

A nickname for masturbation. Mainly refers to people with fat little chode dicks.
Me: Morning Kory, I assume you were picking on the fat kid last huh?

Kory: Yes, it was like the the eruption of Mt St Helens all over my bed.
Me: LMFAO
picking on the fat kid by Platezz January 24, 2018

tease the fat kid 

To masteurbate.
Realizing that Doug was spending way too much time in the bathroom, Brad concluded that he must be teasing the fat kid.

Laugh at the fat kid

What you say out loud when you see a overweight, chubby, chunky, fat kid
Fatass John walks down the street stuffing his face with a large bucket KFC

Bill:"Hey everybody, Laugh at the Fat Kid!
Laugh at the fat kid by MJlives January 13, 2011

Fat Kid At The Gym 

A term used for something that doesn't work, just like a fat kid at the gym.
Dude, my cellphone is being a fat kid at the gym right now, it just won't work.
Fat Kid At The Gym by Quade999 September 6, 2009

Well I'm gonna get the fuck outta here like a fat kid playin' dodgeball!

Used as a goodbye, usually a fast one, as fat kids stand no chance at all in dodgeball.
Well I'm gonna get the fuck outta here like a fat kid playin' dodgeball!

Eat The Fat Kids 

A grindcore band from Keokuk, Iowa. They somehow immediately became famous for going super crazy on stage and doing stupid shit like pushing eachother and causing self-inflicted harm to eachother.
Man 1: "Did you see Eat the Fat Kids play last week?"

Man 2: "No. They just hurt eachother. It's actually kind of boring."