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the self facial 

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Jacking off and cumming on your own face
Tran The horny little kid gave himself the self facial last night, he nutted all over his own face because he missed his mouth.
the self facial by scum shot April 23, 2010
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The Philly Facial 

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While receiving a blow-job, puking on the back of the girl, or boy's head, then blowing your load in their face, and then puking on their face when they look up. Followed by immediately leaving saying nothing on the way out.
Phil really gave that girl The Philly Facial, man was she confused.
The Philly Facial by Jason Raby January 26, 2006
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The Joker Facial

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The act of holding your penis to a girls mouth right before ejaculating and asking her "Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face" and attempting to shoot your jizz on her face in the form of an extended smile.
Yeah bro I totally pulled the joker facial last night, you were right, nervous laughter is the reaction of choice.
The Joker Facial by Famous Shamus September 20, 2011
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The Cullen Facial 

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After ejaculating on a girls face, glitter is thrown all over the ejaculate so as to cause glimmering from the nearest light source emulating the shimmer of the faggy vampires, The Cullens, in the Twilight Saga.
This chick kept telling me she was waiting for her "Edward", so when I finally got to hit it I gave her The Cullen Facial!
The Cullen Facial by D3vious January 10, 2011
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the cody facial 

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when the top person in intercourse ejaculates onto the face of the woman/man.
The cody facial is when the top person in intercourse ejaculates onto the face of the woman/man.
the cody facial by Hary P. Niss February 23, 2008
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the cody facial 

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when the top person ejaculates onto the face of the woman and smears it in with his dick
the cody facial is great for new couples.
the cody facial by Hary P. Niss February 27, 2008
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