The Department of Bitching and Moaning

An organization to social justice warfare on the internet.

"So what's trending today?"
"Hmmm, another terrorist attack..."
"Pass."
"...more corruption in our justice system..."
"Double Pass."
"...someone thinking about not seeing the new Ghostbusters movie..."
"Someone is not thinking about seeing the new Ghostbusters movie! Away!"
--The Department of Bitching and Moaning, Nostalgia Critic review of Ghostbusters (2016)

The Department of Bitching and Moaning by The Logical Fallacy October 11, 2018

the department of I don't give a fuck 

Unfortunately, this department cannot assist you with your problem. Why? Because I don't give a fuck.

Joey just got fired. He wants to appeal it.

He needs to talk to the department of I don't give a fuck. That guy's an idiot.

the department of I don't give a fuck by Shuaman October 12, 2018

The Department of Anomalous Phenomena 

DAP (Department of Anomalous Phenomena)

A covert organization supposedly dedicated to investigating and documenting unexplained and anomalous phenomena, including extraterrestrial life, advanced technologies, and mysterious organisms. The DAP is rumored to be transitioning to a public-facing role, aiming to share findings and collaborate with governments worldwide. Think of it as a mix between scientific research and X-Files-level investigations.

Person 1: "What’s the DAP?"
Person 2: "It’s the Department of Anomalous Phenomena. They look into aliens, weird tech, and all kinds of unexplained stuff."
Person 1: "Oh, so like the SCP Foundation?"
Person 2: "Sort of, but DAP claims to be real."

The Department of Anomalous Phenomena by Xerp616 January 12, 2025

Call the fire department cause my kitty on fire 

Another variant of hot pussy

"Someone call the fire department cause my kitty on fire." Is what she said shortly after being diagnosed with gonorrhea.

Call the fire department cause my kitty on fire by Zyklon_ March 4, 2022

The Fuckery Department 

The department where all the meaningless, pedantic and incoherent grievances are forwarded to.

Look, I only did what you said. If you have a problem with that, I'd recommend forwarding a compliant to The Fuckery Department.

The Fuckery Department by LongJohn112 September 22, 2022

hung in the ass department 

when someone has an ass thicker than the sun 100 times over again.

dude 1: did you see that girl over there?

dude 2: no, why?

dude 1: Because she was hung in the ass department, you should have seen it every time she took a step her ass jiggled and caused a shockwave.

hung in the ass department by John_doe42069 March 10, 2023

department of the interior 

Department of the interior yet another name for Vagina

I'm hoping to see the department of the interior tonight

department of the interior by Tonythetiler November 12, 2016