denis the menece
denis the menece by Angry teen August 3, 2016
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the thief of saint denis
Thierry Henry. a term coined by legendary comentator george hamilton to describe the cheating french bastard who robbed Ireland of a place in the world cup by handling the ball leading to a goal during the qualifier at the stade de france, saint denis, paris
the thief of saint denis by absolutelygutted November 19, 2009
The Decision
An hour-long waste of time in which Lebron James and his ego announced on ESPN that he was taking his talents to South Beach and joining the Miami Heat.
After the Decision, he teamed up with Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade for the world's biggest circle-jerk in history.
After the Decision, he teamed up with Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade for the world's biggest circle-jerk in history.
I wanted to watch SportsCenter for highlights of the baseball game, but they did nothing but talk about The Decision all day.
The Decision by jrolley325 August 17, 2010
Crossing the Danish Border
Dan just crossed the Danish border when he went home with that girl. He has been gay for years.
Alice freely moves about the Danish border.
Eric: I am crossing the Danish border tonight - that guy's body is just too hot to pass up.
Alice freely moves about the Danish border.
Eric: I am crossing the Danish border tonight - that guy's body is just too hot to pass up.
Crossing the Danish Border by Bordercrosser June 14, 2014
The Denise Snapper
When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.
Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
The Denise Snapper by BuckFoJiden June 23, 2024
The Decision of fates
Will you take the red pill and instantly obtain $100,000,000 or the blue pill that’s yummy and tastes like blueberry. One will give you comfort, and the other will give you adventure and new opportunities. This choice will decide your fate as a human being.
The Decision of fates by Hensolo1125 September 28, 2020