The Crap Factor 

1. Noun. The notion held by a person that anything done before they arrived was put in place by brain damaged trained monkeys and is complete and utter crap.

Our new boss has a good case of the crap factor when it comes to our network.

The Crap Factor by Todi July 21, 2009

The Crap-Slap 

Taking a dump in a laytex glove and smacking someone with it. Simple as that....

Sam: hey what are you doing?
Jordan: *SLAP*
Sam: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!
Jordan: You just got The Crap-Slap!!!

The Crap-Slap by therumpler October 21, 2010

what the crap? 

a substitute for "what the hell?" or "what the fuck?"

*Nicole throws a soda can at the back of Mary's head*

Nicole: hahahahaha!
Mary: What the crap?!

what the crap? by marrrrrry May 4, 2005

cut the crap

What one says to another to shut them up from lying, double talk, dancing around an issue, bullsh*tting them, etc. It lets one know you're not going along with or buying what they're saying and/or that you want them to tell the truth, get to the point, shoot straight in the conversation or confrontation.

"Where's my money, Marv?"
"Yo, hey, I've been meaning to call you, something came up, and I, uh..."
"Cut the crap, douchebag, where's my money?!?"

"Whatever, Crystal, cut the crap, you spent the child support on a f*ckin' dress for the club! The judge will love to hear that!"

cut the crap by Kuahmel January 3, 2010

Cut the Crap

Cut the crap or “Ctc” means stop the bullshit or else because that person is doing too much so they have to Ctc or Cut the crap

Person 1: Cheez it’s are nasty

Person 2: Cut the Crap

Cut the Crap by Lil_key101 April 28, 2019

cream of the crap 

Second to last place. The best of the worst. Parody of "cream of the crop."

When the two worst teams play each other, the winner is the Cream of the Crap.

cream of the crap by JohnQPublic March 29, 2007

Shoot the crap 

To make phatic/small talk.

"We'll just sit there and shoot the crap for a couple of hours."

Shoot the crap by grapeshotwhiff August 15, 2006