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the country road creature 

A creature made by Trevor Henderson, I don’t know much about it.
Jim:Yo Jake I just heard something outside our car, also why is there a white arm next to my window?
Jake:... DRIVE. FASTER. NOW.
Jim:Why?
Jake:IT IS THE COUNTRY ROAD CREATURE, JUST DRIVE FASTER.

The Country of France 

The Country of France. They are the inventors of the six gear tanks (5 reverse, 1 forward) and also have the highest cotton per capita of any nation in the world. They are organized and well prepared. Germany's visit in 1940 provides a great example: store owners had changed their signs to German weeks in advance, children in school recited German instead of the usual French, and the gardeners were working extra hard to put trees up in time for the German soldiers to walk in the shade.
France is also a wonderful teacher. When the US asked France to help them in the "War against Terrorism", France agreed. The next day, the French were setting up workshops in Afghanistan teaching the Taliban how to surrender. France is a large country, but they are peaceful and have never fought a war in history, contrary to popular belief. This is the Country of France.
Q: Where do you find 92,000,000 french jokes?

A: In France.
The Country of France by SharD October 8, 2004

the country k 

A country guy with no life that likes to look up random words on the urban dictionary
The country k is pretty lonely today
the country k by llinard July 19, 2017

The Country of Oregon

Country off the coast of Oregon
Spoken language is “Organese”
Recognized as an official country in 1702
“You forgot about the country of Oregon!”

the country wave 

a hand wave given commonly in rural areas between two people, often strangers to acknowledge friendliness. Usually a raised arm and a quick and short movement of the hand away from the body.
I saw Will last night and he gave me a/the country wave

The Country Of Versailles Is Not Breathing (Lesbian) 

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Country Of Versailles Is Not Breathing (Lesbian)".