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on the clock shit 

noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")

This is any kind of shit that you take while you are punched in (clocked in) at work. Lunch hour and coffee break shits do not qualify.
"Thought you might have fell down the toilet since you took so long in the bathroom?"

"Oh no, I just needed to take a nice "on the clock shit"!
on the clock shit by jamminspacey January 24, 2010

The Clock System 

The "Clock" System is an extremely common form of males to communicate to each that a hot girl is in their perimeter. However, this system can also be used by females as well, but is not very common
(Two guys walking and they see a hot girl to their right)
Guy #1-Yo, 3 o'clock.
Guy #2-Now that is what I call a fine piece of machinery.
Guy #1-You like how she didn't even notice we were staring because I was able to use a very handy secret code, The Clock System.

I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.

"Telling other to suck dick and then fuck off" but translated from Cantonese to English.
@everyone I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.

'till the clock says FM 

When you stay up to 12:00 PM in the next day.

How to preform a 'till the clock says FM:

1. Wake up before 12:00 PM (noon)
2. Consume energy drink of choice. (You will want to do this step. Trust me.)
3. Pull off an all-nighter
4. Stay up 'till 12:00 PM in the next day where sleep deprivation will most likely change PM on clocks to FM and FM on radios to PM.
I pulled off a 'till the clock says FM. It was brutal.

I was super tired when I tried to do the 'till the clock says FM.

I preformed the 'till the clock says FM +12 hours. AM stays AM on clocks.

clock the spook 

Drag slang: To recognize the person you are looking at is in fact a drag queen, and not a biological woman.
(At a drag show)
RJ: Where is Wally?
Marshawn: He just walked by.
RJ: I did not clock the spook.

shaking hands with the clock 

To Not have enough time in a day or running way behind time.
I need to get my house ready for winter Im “shaking hands with the clock