4 definitions by James1011R

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Magic: The Gathering slang for a card or deck that isn't good. In fact, Jank can be used for anything that is bad or undesirable or unimpressive.
One with Nothing is total Jank, heck, it might even be worse than Homelands!

Crystal Rod is a very Janky card and you should not use it.
by James1011R June 29, 2014

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A combination of faux and factual.

It basically means a hoax or a opinion or bullshit presented as a fact.
1: There is water on Mars!

2: That's faxual.

1: It has been proven Justin Bieber is worse than AIDS

2: That is definitely faxual! >:O

1: I'm blue!

2: Faxual!
by James1011R April 04, 2011

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1: Something that is far in awesome values. It is a combination of far and awesome. It does not mean "far from awesome"!

2: Something is totally awesome and far-out. It is a combination of far-out and awesome. It is the radical of awesome.
1: I want to be farsome some day

2: These 4D Glasses are so farsome! Thanks!
by James1011R April 02, 2011

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When you stay up to 12:00 PM in the next day.

How to preform a 'till the clock says FM:

1. Wake up before 12:00 PM (noon)
2. Consume energy drink of choice. (You will want to do this step. Trust me.)
3. Pull off an all-nighter
4. Stay up 'till 12:00 PM in the next day where sleep deprivation will most likely change PM on clocks to FM and FM on radios to PM.
I pulled off a 'till the clock says FM. It was brutal.

I was super tired when I tried to do the 'till the clock says FM.

I preformed the 'till the clock says FM +12 hours. AM stays AM on clocks.
by James1011R April 02, 2011

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