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A sexually transmitted disease that's medical name is very hard to spell.
If the wind's right, she'll clap you out from a block away.
by Jesus January 17, 2003
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The emotionally scarring sound made when a man with a very loose sweaty nutsack proceeds to thrust while wearing loose pants, or no pants at all, to make his nuts "clap" against his asscheeks.
*odd repetitive clapping noise in distance*
Jesse-"Do you guys hear that?"
Mike- "Hey everybody listen to this!"
*Everyone turns head, Mike performs the clap*
Everyone- AAAA WHAT THE FUCK?!
Mike- "Sweetass isnt it?!"
by Jesse & Frank August 08, 2006
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Abbreviation for Chlamydia, not the closely related Gonorrhea

Chlamydia is the most common viral STD among teenagers
Be careful, I heard Suzy has the Clap
by Rad_ August 22, 2005
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An STD in which the vagina is loose from being fucked so much that it just kind of flaps, making a clapping noise.
That girls got the clap man, when she walks all you hear is "fwap fwap"
by Ashleigh Bennett February 16, 2006
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an std that you get when someone claps *only* twice at your meat pocket or magic stick. toget rid of this unfortunate but common disease, you have to 'wipe' it off of your pink cookie or exploding pickle and clap twice at the other person; or whoever you want to get the clap (gonnorhea).
mack: hey, kyle!
kyle: yes?
mack: *clap clap*
kyle: awwww... i just got the clap!
by the masked pineapple March 30, 2005
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When you are so far in last place that everyone starts clapping very slowly in unison, speeding up until you are finally finished with the race. By then the clapping sounds normal, but it's not. It's still just a sympathy clap and you have just come in last.
James was so far behind the other swimmers that both teams gave him the clap.
by Qwubyuxx October 15, 2009
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An awesome song by the band Yes. Steve Howe is amazing.
props to anyone who can play The Clap
by shnozzleberry macphereson April 12, 2006
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