A mythical cat that comes in at night and shits in your mouth usually after a long night of drinking or muff diving.
by RogueAviDog August 15, 2006
by Ratchel the Dinosaur August 18, 2009
The most perfect, elegant, regal beast you will ever own. These fantastic felines have a reputation for being evil and snobby, that however, is pure nonsense. Their beautiful sharp claws are merely the most advanced weapons of modern weaponry. Their teeth, pointy and more timeless than a vampire could ever be. Their so-called "arrogance" is an example of their superior intelligence. You will never own a greater living thing than The Cat.
by Le Cat Womeness August 12, 2012
During a shopping trip with his female friend Jen, Ed was asked to help undo Jens bra. There was nothing sexual in this act - in fact, to Jen Ed was The Cat - so completely asexual and harmless that the idea of being naked around him didn't even register to her.
by KCH May 14, 2008
by SHP hockey October 27, 2009