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Kill the Carrier

"Kill the Carrier" is a childhood game of tag involving an object that is held by the "it" kid until he is tackled and forced to give it up.
Rules of play: The kid who has the ball (or stick, or balled up shirt, or whatever object is used) is "it" and therefore the "carrier". The rest of the kids chase the "it" kid down until they are tackled (usually in a dog pile fashion). They then toss the object away where the other kids gather around it and wait to see who has the guts to pick it up and start running. The game is usually played within an agreed to bounds, usually one persons yard. This prevents the game from becoming a foot race. There are no scores and no one "wins". It is a childhood game of bravado designed to blow off energy.
The old lady next door used to come outside and yell at us for playing kill the carrier in her yard.

This is the same game as smear the queer
Kill the Carrier by mechAngel June 10, 2010
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Land on the Carrier 

To prematurely declare victory.

Also see:

George W. Bush, Iraq War, & "Mission Accomplished"
Student 1: "Well, I think we're almost done"
Student 2: "Woah, woah, woah. We've still got a half a keg to polish off. Let's not land on the carrier just yet"
Land on the Carrier by Sax_Man September 16, 2009

Crumple the carrier bag 

To have a posh wank with a Durex extra safe. Known thus due to the noise that you will make.
I got busted twice last nite crumpling the carrier bag, shocker.

Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier 

The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.
I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)

The Carrie 

The act performed after a man and woman have sex while the woman is on her menstrual cycle where after reaching her peak, the woman rubs her bloody vagina all over her male partner.
Girl, he said he didn't care if I was on my period so I gave him The Carrie last night. rainbow sex

The Carrie Underwood 

When you put your car in neutral at the top of the hill, then start having sex in the back. The car starts to role down the hill as you get it on, and when you cum you scream, “Jesus take the wheel!”
This funeral is sad but The Carrie Underwood was completely worth it.
The Carrie Underwood by wadrow October 17, 2019

The Carrie White Effect 

A scene in a movie similar to the prom scene in the film 'Carrie', adapted from Stephen King's 1974 epistolary novel of the same name.
Person 1:

"Hey did you see that paint scene in White Chicks during the fashion show?"
Person 2:
"Oh yeah! That's the Carrie White effect for you."