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2.
Author of a pirate-themed webcomic, High Seas Hijinks.
Knows a lot about pirates.
No relation to Cap'n Crunch or Captain Planet, though these rumors persist.
Actual name unknown.
* The Cap'n gnaws on his arm.
by The Cap'n December 29, 2003
 
1.
The supreme ruler of Crunchland.

Also a pirate.
"ARR, YE LANDLUBBERS! Yer money or yer cereal!"
by lil billy December 29, 2003