The Seedy Cabal 

The Seedy Cabal is an ancient underground organization of political operatives that aims to create unrest and influence the masses. Little is known about the organization apart from the initials of the three founding members, HB, AK, and RT. The only known operations of the group involve the destruction of the reputations of their political opponents. It is also speculated the cabal was involved in other world events throughout history, such as the sacking of Rome and the creation of the state of Israel, alongside the Rothschilds.

The Seedy Cabal is out to plant me!

The Seedy Cabal by ahuang24 October 8, 2024

Hooked the cables to 

Phrase that is a euphemism for someone controlling, brainwashing or having some type of powerful influence over another person. Phrase can be either stated in a jokingly manner or dead serious.

Ever since Johnny began seeing Betsy, a master manipulator, he had become a different person. He became very distant and standoffish towards all of his friends. I believe old girl done went and hooked the cables to our poor dumb friend. I guess the power of pussy is a real thing.

Hooked the cables to by Nikki Stixx October 29, 2020

Larry the Cable Guy 

Here are some jokes from Larry the Cable Guy

"I was sniffing around at Victoria's Secret the other day. I was like a retard at a chucky cheese. Guess what they have. Underbritches with holes in the crotches. These things sell for 15 bucks. I'm sitting on a dwarful of those worth 250 bucks at home"

"They now have something called eatin' britches. I bought five pairs for my girlfriend and ate a couple on the way to her house. If they made biscuits and gravy flavored, I'd get fat just off that"

"I beleive if I was paid a dollar for every time my dad said he loved me...Well, money isn't important now"

"They say cellphones put microwaves in your body. This guy used one and pooped out a hot pocket"

"If you don't think that's funny, get the hell out of here"

"I have a deaf brother. He also has teret syndrome, so he's all like *makes nasty hand gestures*"

"My girlfriend read a hog hunter magazine and said 'Why don't you trim you're private areas, that'll look sexy.' Oh no, I said. An hour later I have razor bumps and toilet paper squares all over my balls"

"My grandma was in a farting contest..."

"GitRdone"

Larry the Cable Guy bought a fart machine at the mall, used it everywhere, and gave it to his grandma for his birthday

Larry the Cable Guy by KaiserBasara December 28, 2005

Larry the cable guy 

Jeff Foxworthy's redneck jokes come to life

Who's ready to GIT-R-DONE?

Larry the cable guy by Mike April 24, 2005

coming out of the cabana 

1. (noun) a revelation or acknowledgement that one is a nudist, home nudist or naturist.

2. Openly admitting you are a nudist, home nudist, or naturist.

1. I don't know what took him so long to come out of the cabana, we all knew he was a naturist.

2. Coming out of the cabana wasn't so bad, aren't we all naturist anyway. We were all born a naturist and unless you take a shower with your swimsuit on, you are a naturist. Can't we all just get along.

coming out of the cabana by cjcool66 October 21, 2013

Laying the Cables 

When a male or female is doing the preliminary groundwork when they have the intent of shenanigans or a relationship with a member of the opposite sex.

Bro 1: "Mate you were talking to her sooo much last night! You're definitely laying cables there."

Bro 2: "Buddy, you told her 'we should catch up more often', if anyone's laying the cables it's you..."

Laying the Cables by LadTrain July 28, 2010

Larry the Cable Guy 

A redneck who should be put in a boat and sent to Angola. He has a comedy routine exploring redneck stuff, such as flatulance and fat women in thong, as he puts it, "britches." He also says Git r Done.

Larry the Cable Guy was booed out of Madison Square Garden

Larry the Cable Guy by MC Otter September 5, 2004