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When you're fuckin your girl doggy style and you shove the remote up her ass, punching her in the back making her clamp her butt hole on the remote.. Resulting in the channel changing on the tv. Repeat until desired channel is met. First preformed by Mayo and Mary Mc-All-Star.
Mayo: "I cable guyed my bitch last night.. took me 50 punches to get to ESPN!"

Friend: "Damn we'll have to rename you Mayo the cable guy!"
by Mary127 May 10, 2010

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