the burger king 

A really scary guy in a mask who wants to give you artery clogging fat food, noted for his ability to pop up out of nowhere and shoving a burger down your throat if you dont accept the food willingly, then escaping on a mini-bike. see freddy krueger <-- his brother....

person: YES! I"M FINALLY FREE FROM MY 90 INCH WAISTLINE

*the burger king appears*

Person: no... no! PLEASE!!*ack gasp*

King shoves a whopper down the man's throat and dissapears... the cops are baffled.

the burger king by YELLINGMAN January 20, 2007

The Burger Kings

The instantaneous diarrhea one gets upon consuming fast food, in particular an item from Burger King.

I was running late for work and had to grab a Whopper to go. Now I am late for work because I have been striken with "the burger kings".

The Burger Kings by whodafuckizyoo November 15, 2011

The burger scale 

This scale is used to rate the attractiveness of a woman. Basically the better looking the woman the more undercooked burgers we would give her and hence she would get terrible diarrhea that we would smear all over ourselves and eat. Slightly attractive girls would get 1 or 2 burgers. Whereas really hot girls might get up to 4 or 5 burgers.

"Holy shit, did you see her? if I use The burger scale she would have gotten 5 burgers."

Sam: "How many burgers would you give kitty?"
Jimbop:"Well if i was using the trusty burger scale i would probably only give her about 2 burgers. shes no brad pitt."

The burger scale by MartinFynch November 13, 2010

The Burger King Squad 

A squad of g0rls and their dates that go to burger king on Instagram DMs

0mg is that the ic0nic burger king squad?
Oh no its the burger king squad!

The Burger King Squad by Statue of Liberty April 30, 2020

The_Burger_Mac_Creature 

Originally from mars when it was created the Burger_Mac_Creature(A.K.A crompton,crimpton,cromptin)comes from a native species.This species is known as creaturians while powerful they're weakness's are the following.
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The great battle of Taco Burrito(the capitol of Mars at the time) where many creaturians died in a deadly civil war against the Neo-nazi north regime called the sphhettians.

While the Creaturian race are full of shapeshifters the last remaining one (nicknamed crompton by his protectors Commander_ounce and mom_freake)his last known location was in west virginia.Cromptons main form seems to either be a 35ft sphgetti noodle with 12 tentacles or a 14 to 15 year old

Cromptons hobbies include
1.hunting for any animal or person in the world
2.skateboarding
3.playing guitar
4.riding in the poosy_wagoon(a.k.a the pussy wagon)
5.video games

While it is not known how long the Creature has been on earth or his protectors Commander_ounce and Mom_freake all three have been seen as far back as the birth of the dinosaurs

The_Burger_Mac_Creature is so powerful he's been known to rip refridgerators out of peoples homes for their food and collection

The_Burger_Mac_Creature by Commander_ounce December 2, 2020

The Burger Effect

The Burger Effect

The thought or consideration of wanting to revamp your character/OC instead of simply developing them.

Person 1: “Fuck it bruh, I’m remaking this dude from the ground up.
Person 2: “That’s the Burger Effect for ya.”

The Burger Effect by th1sdj November 22, 2020

The Burger King 

Noun. Euphemism used to refer to the American President because burgers refers to Americans, and King is a leader.

The Burger King elections are today... I hope it's a good one!

The Burger King by Duke, PhD January 23, 2025