A really scary guy in a mask who wants to give you artery clogging fat food, noted for his ability to pop up out of nowhere and shoving a burger down your throat if you dont accept the food willingly, then escaping on a mini-bike. see freddy krueger <-- his brother....
person: YES! I"M FINALLY FREE FROM MY 90 INCH WAISTLINE
*the burger king appears*
Person: no... no! PLEASE!!*ack gasp*
King shoves a whopper down the man's throat and dissapears... the cops are baffled.