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The Boston Ball Party

Sex act: The Boston Ball Party

Where one rebels against taxation by dressing up in an Indian costume, and then taking a shipment of your balldo(tm) and throwing it right into her haborussy.
I heard that if you get a balldo(tm) and do The Boston Ball Party with your wife, you won’t even last 15 seconds.

The Boston Struggle

The Boston Struggle is an act of road rage involving leaving ones car in the middle of Bostonian traffic and shoving a raw lobster up an orifice of a nearby driver.
Two men engaged in the Boston Struggle after half an hour of gridlocked traffic in hopes of relieving their pent up anger.

The Boston Street Sweeper 

A game where two men wander the streets of Boston looking for a dead hooker. Once a dead hooker is found then both men take turns having sex with the dead body. Afterwards a coin is flipped, and whoever wins gets to jump on the dead hooker's stomach while the loser has to eat whatever comes out.
Hank and Steve were both ashamed of themselves after performing "The Boston Street Sweeper" on a dead hooker they found.

The Boston Cobbler 

Stretching the womans anus from anal sex, then puking inside of her asshole, then topping it off with jizzing inside also to complete the combo creating the cobbler effect.
I stretched her ass, barfed in it, then jizzed in it.
The boston cobbler at its finest.

The Boston Press

The act of pressing your bare butt cheeks against the inside of a car window while traveling down the road catching unsuspecting drivers off guard.
As we passed the family in the blue sedan, Parker pulled down his trousers and gave them The Boston Press.

The Boston Citizen 

The act of taking a fistful of cold, uncooked clam chowder and cramming it into an anus or a vagina. Typically, it is followed by eating the chowder with a spoon after it has warmed up in the orifice. Cases of the Boston Citizen have gone unconfirmed, though doctored images of newspapers circulated around the internet in the late 2000s.
"In 2009, there was a rumor in Dorchester, a neighborhood in Boston, that said a man killed his girlfriend by fisting her with clam chowder. She was missing for twenty four hours and was found eating it with a spoon. The newspaper was titled 'The Boston Citizen'."