some lame story your parents come up with to tell you about sex.
Kid: How was I born?
Parents: We're going to tell you about the birds and the bees...
by punk0rama October 08, 2003
A phrase used by nervous parents to explain fucking to children and teens
"It's about time we had a talk about the birds and the bees"
by Steph October 13, 2003
Old term used to refer to adult relations between a man and a woman. The birds reflect women, the bees reflect men, in a subtle but notable reference to sex. These days, we tend to be a lot more abrupt when discussing these issues pertaining to 'the birds and the bees'.
Why yes, son, she is a fine looking young lady. One day, I must sit you down upon on my knee and teach you about the birds and the bees.
by Stuart October 11, 2003
The non-embarrassing way of teaching your children about sex. The bee (male) and the bird (female.)
I think its time to tell you about the birds and the bees, sweetie.
by TellAnyoneTellEveryone November 20, 2010
a polite way of saying boys and girls + fucking w/out condom = baby
"Son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees." "I already know about the birds and the bees." "No, I mean, the other type of birds and bees." "Ohhhh..."
by Mo Money October 13, 2003
a father (usually) tries to tell his kid about sex.
my parents went all birds and bees on me today, but I fucked two years ago!
by ¡DŃ™! October 12, 2003
"Son, lemme tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees."
by IJM October 07, 2003

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