The Beemer Lemur

Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.

The way The Beemer Lemur is performed

1) the guy takes off his partner's panties

2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.

Time to celebrate December 1st with a sunday special! The Beemer Lemur!

The Beemer Lemur by boybetterknowsee3owu November 18, 2019

The Berkery 

The art of sucking one's lovers intimate area so hard that it pulls the bed sheets flush against the Anus, making said partner finish simultaneously.

I'm not a very smart man, but I do know what the Berkery is!

The Berkery by The dirty nickel December 30, 2014

Coco the Beever Boy 

An unemployed clown who can no longer afford clown make-up. Spends his days and nights playing scrabble on the internet. He only wears football shirts and shell-suits.

Who's the guy with the clown face and curly hair?

That'll be Coco the Beever boy.

Coco the Beever Boy by Brian Armadillo October 11, 2006

Bop on the beezer 

To hit someone on the nose !

If you're not careful I'll give you a bop on the beezer.

Bop on the beezer by beebop23 May 20, 2010

Beon The Beekeeper 

NIg

Beon The Beekeeper "Nig"

Beon The Beekeeper by HughIsDumb November 21, 2019

the beeper 

On house arrest , Ankle monitor

“Come over”
“I can’t, i’m still on the beeper pussy”

the beeper by mindyabuisnesspuss January 23, 2019

filling the beaker 

Intending to have intercourse later on. From a rather popular Mumsnet thread, "Do you dunk your penis" about post coital clean-up.

Will you be filling the beaker tonight? I'm feeling a bit frisky.

filling the beaker by penis beaker October 10, 2013