the arbor mist 

The act of ejaculating into a fan and letting it mist over someones naked body.

"Lay down honey and let me give you the arbor mist"

the arbor mist by Izzaho February 19, 2017

The Abortion Scam 

When a female tells a man that she has had unprotected sex with, that she is pregnant. Although this is not true, she then asks him for abortion money. In a panic, the man quickly gets the money... even if he has to borrow it.....SUCKER!! She then goes shopping with the money.

Here is how 'The Abortion Scam' dialogue goes....

Michelle: Wow Amy, how can you afford that Prada bag?

Amy: I just told Todd, Joe, Mike, and Don that i was pregnant. $1,200 later...i bought my bag!!

The Abortion Scam by C-DOGG72 July 18, 2010

The Airborne Toxic Event 

an indie-rock band that was formed in 2006 by Mikel Jollett. the band is made up of

Mikel Jollett
Steven Chen
Noah Harmon
Anna Bulbrook

&
Daren Taylor

THE BEST BAND EVER!

The Airborne Toxic Event is my new favorite band!

The Airborne Toxic Event by AirborneToxicEvent<3 June 16, 2009

yeetus deletus the abortion is now completeus 

Basically, an abortion except its memed

When your friend says completely out of context "yeetus deletus the abortion is now completeus."

yeetus deletus the abortion is now completeus by Rawhidelamp February 25, 2019

The Arbornaut

An Arborculturist based in the UK, focused on planting, protecting and preserving native UK tree species.

An Arborculturist focused on tree inspection via ground, aerial and drone methods.

They're swinging through trees like The Arbornaut

The Arbornaut by The Arbornaut June 8, 2022

The Abortion 

The Abortion an "Organic" and alcoholic duo shot. The Abortion is preformed by filling a shot glass with a "shot" of cum (human semen) and you fill another shot glass with any preferred strong alcohol example: vodka. Then you take the shot of cum and follow with the alcohol shot chaser.

Hey when I was at the bar last night I had The Abortion!

The Abortion by W33bi November 30, 2021

abort the food baby 

Taking a huge dump after eating an even bigger meal. Often feels like you have lost a significant amount of weight and often appears as if the bulge in your stomach is gone.

I really had to abort the food baby before my meeting since I ate so much at the Indian Buffet.

abort the food baby by gradschoolfool January 27, 2010