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painus in the anus 

A shitty yet still constantly used phrase developed by audio wizards who use sfm to make funny videos where random things happen and people either die or something really stupid happens. The character who utters painus in the anus is preferably soldier but if enough effort is put into it the other characters of the game tf2 can be made to say it in the Source Film Maker program on steam.
" I have a Painus in the Anus" - Red Soldier
painus in the anus by Not ya BOI December 8, 2017

Slippin out the anus 

A term used for when you or one of your homies is fucking up in some sort of aspect of his or her life.
Me: Bro did you see Austin was late for work this morning?
Friend: Yea dude he’s been slippin out the anus lately

the anus bhutt 

When a man wearing a strap on is pegging another man while the dude getting pegged reaches back between his legs and jerks off the guy with the strap on... to completion.
I put on a strap on and did the anus bhutt.
the anus bhutt by Anusbhutt October 16, 2015

Knife in the anus

A term that can be used not only instead of the term 'pain in the ass' but also to produce much more vivid imagery than pain in the ass.

by simply visualising a knife in an anus, a person would tend to administer a feeling of distaste, thus rendering this term useful
A: How did you get fined man?
B: I had my feet on the seats of the train and got fined $175 by some shitty cops.

A: Now that's a knife in the anus.
Knife in the anus by krasbot2 July 12, 2010

slip and bleed from the anus

the fun childhood game of Slip and Slide where you put a piece of yellow plastic on the front lawn, covered it with water, run and slide accross it. However, Slip and Bleed From the Anus is the same game, but dad forgot to check for rocks beofre he set it down.
"...this game would have been much more fun if dad had remembered to check for rocks before he set it down. Slip and Bleed From the Anus they should have called this game!"

gayness in the anus 

a very annoying person or something that is difunctional and annoying
this computer is gayness in the anus
gayness in the anus by QUE April 2, 2005