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The Sexiest man alive!! hes so hot, when i see him i cant keep my hands off him. In his spare time he likes to jack off.
I love you Jared! Come and find me!!
by someone you know March 15, 2005
 
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Explosive diarrhea.
I would go to the movies with you, but I have had the Jareds all day.
by Zuggalo May 25, 2011