n. Alternate slang for nerd. Can be an insult or compliment depending on its context and the speaker's intent.
"Man, I am such a zoid!"
by KingShit November 20, 2003
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An individual who spends hours upon hours playing video games.

An individual who is very talented playing video games.
An individual who is very knowledgeable/talented at a certain activity.
John has been playing Zelda for 8 consecutive hours, he is a zoid.
You beat the game in 2 hours, you are a zoid!
You zoid! How did you learn how to play air hockey so well?
Bill, would you like to zoid with me?
I will meet you there in an hour Katie, I am currently zoiding.
by Eldorado1 November 17, 2009
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A Bust Down; one who has sex with multiple partners without hesitation: one who is always ready to get down with the team.
Her Zoid-ass has 7 boyfriends and 3 baby daddies.
by peanut jenkins October 21, 2003
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an animal like robot on planet Zi
"Zoids is an ok show, pretty funny too."
by Dirge February 1, 2005
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Taken from "freakazoid", these people are the ones who are gothic and wear nothing but black clothes, have black makeup, and black hair.
by Kingsy March 9, 2006
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one who plays video games to the point where his/her eyes start to bleed
That zoid played Zelda for 14 fucking hours straight the other day.
by big burls September 17, 2002
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An exremely lame joke or quip that when said is followed by silence from everyone around you, not uncommonly followed by blank stares or looks of disbelief. When a zoid is uttered it is customary for one of the zoiders freinds or aquantinces to point this out by saying "zoid". You are only allowed three in an evening. The results of the third zoid is that the zoided party may not speak the rest of the night. It is rare that a third zoid is achieved but it can be done by the less witty, and humorless of us.If it is achieved,the party that is not to talk must be silent, if caught talking there should be repercussions. These can vary.
You are at a nightclub with your freinds and a fine girl walks by with some large breasts. One of your less than debonair freinds complements her by saying "Hey why dont you and your two freinds join us for a drink." After she backhands him and throws her drink in his face, You reply "Zoid , two more and you can't talk the rest of the night ."While shaking your head in dissaproval.
by scranton October 17, 2006
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