"Wolverines" refers to the name of the football team, and later guerilla group on 'Red Dawn.' It is used sarcastically, often in conjunction with a mixture of exclamation points and 1's, to signify that an overly jingoistic, gun-loving nut on a forum is out of his mind. The term is also used to poke fun at guerilla masturbation fantasies.
Guy 1: OMG (issue of the day) happened! Let's all get into our 1980's, rusted pickup trucks with our deer rifles and play soldier in the woods.
Wolverines!!!1!11!!!!
Wolverines!!!1!11!!!!
by DashtheGreat June 20, 2009
To wolverine you must acquire a full cutlery draw worth of knifes , forks and spoons then you must fist you girl using they cutlery items you have . This will cause great pleasure even leading to boqueefious
by sir_boqueefious September 17, 2018
verb:
to have your dick sliced up during a hand job from a girl with really long, usually sharp, nails
noun:
a hot girl with really long, usually sharp, nails
to have your dick sliced up during a hand job from a girl with really long, usually sharp, nails
noun:
a hot girl with really long, usually sharp, nails
He lost all wood when she began to wolverine his dick.
That fucking wolverine doesn't know how to give hand jobs!
That fucking wolverine doesn't know how to give hand jobs!
by splicelite1414 September 13, 2012
1) (Latin name: Gulo Gulo)A member of the weasel family, commonly called a skunkbear. Typically scavengers and will feed on whatever is available. Note: Wolverines have never lived in Michigan.
2) A (completely hypothetical) mascot for the University of Michigan. Hypothetical in the sense that no pictures/costumes of this mascot exist and are currently used.
3) A member of "X-men" with sharp steel blades coming from the knuckles on both hands.
2) A (completely hypothetical) mascot for the University of Michigan. Hypothetical in the sense that no pictures/costumes of this mascot exist and are currently used.
3) A member of "X-men" with sharp steel blades coming from the knuckles on both hands.
1) That's one ugly wolverine!
2) scUM student: Isn't our mascot that corn and blue 'M?'
3) Ah Shit! Wolverine's here!
2) scUM student: Isn't our mascot that corn and blue 'M?'
3) Ah Shit! Wolverine's here!
by Academic Type January 13, 2005
1. (n) A man or woman who, whilst sexually petting a woman's vagina, inflicts sharp, agonizing pain or lesions; especially by way of unkempt fingernails.
2. (v) The act of shredding, mutilating, a vaginal cavity; especially by way of unkempt fingernails.
2. (v) The act of shredding, mutilating, a vaginal cavity; especially by way of unkempt fingernails.
"Like I don't even get it! Ian just shredded the inside of my vagina. I was fingered by a wolverine!"
"Lost my clippers last week, so I wolverined that bitch like my name was Hugh Jackman."
"Lost my clippers last week, so I wolverined that bitch like my name was Hugh Jackman."
by Jimbothechimney October 27, 2013
Where you finger someone so hard they bleed/ when you get fingered by someone with long finger nails and that makes you bleed
by wolverinehater September 3, 2015
When giving a man a blowjob, sounding as if you are eating and chocking on a his penis with a voracious amount of slurping and sucking, like a wolverine.
Do you hear that? He is totally getting the wolverine right now.
I know. It sounds like cock vortex in there.
Slurp slurp slurp.
Hopefully it doesn't get sucked off.
I know. It sounds like cock vortex in there.
Slurp slurp slurp.
Hopefully it doesn't get sucked off.
by Mingewrinkle June 26, 2015