a male pikey who drives a van that is white in colour, found on most roads in England. Normally plmbers or electricians, these low-life, neanderthol 'ard men wolf-whistle anything that moves. a close relation to the builder (complete with builders bum), the white van man is the cause of traffic jams in England and sholud be shot. they also rip off poor, defencless old grannies.
by surrey rules December 30, 2004
by Roastinator February 26, 2019
A complete genius driver. Spends all day on the roads and driving is the main part of the job (builders and alike are not true WVM, a disgrace, a car driver in a van). Yes they undertake because car drivers do not keep left. Yes they brake hard as they are annoyed at cars tailgating (90% BMW drivers, 10% chavs with 12 exhausts on a £50 renault5) Yes they are angry as you would be if someone came into your office and told you how to push your pen. Couriers are the elite who have to put up with the brain dead car drivers who enter a motorway once a year and enter the middle lane immediately for no reason, have to put up with cars tailgating when it is clear the van is waiting to overtake the thick car driver in front who is overtaking nothing, who have to sit behind car drivers who think that if in a traffic jam leaving a 60ft gap infront will somehow make the traffic jam shorter and when they pass the accident causing the jam will spend half an hour rubber necking it. Yes we are angry and have to do unlawful driving but why?...... Because the useless car drivers irritate the f*** out of us!!!!!!!! When you drive 2000 miles a week, you can tell us how to drive, until then keep left on a motorway out of the way. PS nice t1ts love!!!
White Van Man Is the king of the road!!! Builders vans are filled with useless car drivers in a vehicle they cant control, couriers rule!!!!!!
by vanmanrulesok July 11, 2008
Typically a straight white male who sleeps around, never actually getting themselves into a commited relationship (or otherwise just a thot)
They're also probably racist and cant take it upon themselves to realise they can be wrong or want to educate themselves further on any subject that might discourage any of their behaviour
They're also probably racist and cant take it upon themselves to realise they can be wrong or want to educate themselves further on any subject that might discourage any of their behaviour
Person 1: wow your brother is such a man white
Person 2: yeah i know, he was talking about another girl he had sex with at the dinner table last night
Person 2: yeah i know, he was talking about another girl he had sex with at the dinner table last night
by Nutinmahbutt420 December 30, 2021
A extremely drunk man in Sri Lanka that likes fine white wine. He is one of the wonders of the world.
by honokurdo August 3, 2023
A general noncey guy who likes to touch children and their armpits. Often could be a child trying to sexually harass ladies.
by 69ordoggystyle August 10, 2019
This nigger is big and white and also a sick cunt. Be careful or he'll nut in your 3 year old sister!
by I don't like niggers January 28, 2022