A person who cries/weeps when made to watch people (usually their parents or other elders) engage in sexual intercourse. During sexual relations, Weeping Toms are prone to episodic crying and/or eretile dysfunction and/or female pattern vaginal dryness.
"I thought this guy was different, but right in the middle of a sweet blow job, he goes soft and starts bawling. It turns out his folks used to make him watch their gang bangs, and he's still not over it. Why do I always have to end up with the Weeping Toms?"
by Neil Freeman November 12, 2006
by Paul Thornton November 7, 2007
Used to describe pre and post-ejaculate leaking from the urethra, affectionately called the jap eye.
Resembles a Japanese man crying.
Resembles a Japanese man crying.
by numb_nuts June 22, 2005
That girl was really upset last night, but she still gave me a weeping willow. It was kind of weird, but it felt great.
by The Moostache Man January 25, 2011
When you kill an ants homie and the any does the little thing where it rubs its eyes than throws the fucking body off the counter. I can't be the only one noticing this shit
Charlie: Hey dude did you see that huge giant thing kill our homie earlier?
Cliff: yeah I was in my ant weep still, grieving n shit. Be gentle about that topic homie.
Cliff: yeah I was in my ant weep still, grieving n shit. Be gentle about that topic homie.
by Redafternooner October 8, 2021
When you put your dick right up to a girls eye when you are ejaculating so that when it falls down her face it looks like she is weeping.
"Dude, last night I gave that slut a weeping will-hoe. She had to convince her friend that she wasn't actually crying."
by gstringbabe219 March 11, 2014
A sex position where the female is in doggy position while the male charges forward and plunges his whole knee into her rectum while she starts to weep.
by The Bleu ranger February 21, 2017