Weavering

The act of hitting someone in the face with a lunch tray.

Dude, did you see that Patrick guy?
Yea, I did!
He got totally weavered!
Yea, I know right, that lunch tray had to hurt!

That guy is really pissin me off man.
Yea, he's being a Crabtree.
I'm thinking of Weavering him.
Go for it, man!

by Smurd February 11, 2009

weavered

When you applied for an awesome new job but one of your mates applied for it behind your back and beats you.

Greg was so confident that he had the new job that he had already bought a new suit, but then Jon applied and weavered it away from him. Jon starts Monday

by Screech161616 December 14, 2011

The Weaver

When a man puts a dildo on backwards and has sex with a woman in the doggystyle position, while at the same time having sex (via the dildo) with another woman positioned behind him.

I was doing The Weaver last night and it was quite the workout. Traditional sex is only physically demanding during the thrust, but when you’re doing The Weaver you get resistance both ways!

by Tlove412 February 15, 2011

Weaver

When you're searching for a parking spot and you find someone walking to their car. You follow them, however they trick you by weaving through cars and somehow end up on the other side of the parking lot.

You: "Hey I think I see someone going to their car!"
Friend: "Sweet, let's follow them."
You and Friend: "MAN! He's on the other side; what a weaver!"

by illusionisbliss June 26, 2009

weaver

In Northeast Ohio, a derogatory name for a mentally retarded person. There's a school and workshop for the retarded called Weaver school... that's where the name came from.

Stop acting like a weaver.

by mondeliste February 17, 2008

Weaver

1.) (v) To puke or to hurl exclusively from intoxication, usually because you're a pussy. Not to be confused with vomiting associated with an illness.

ex1. Im fucking sauce bodyd I think im bout to weaver.

ex2. After just two hits of some of that nasty nasty, the bitch weaverd all over the backseat.

Preston: "Did you jus weaver?"

Corey: "Na man" (lie)

Preston: "Pussy."

by Amalarae July 18, 2010

Weaver

noun- someone who tries to be slick in every situation; someone who lies about everything

"Have you heard about the new weaver in class?"

"He's trying to weave his way out of that problem."

by BlackSupaMan February 21, 2014