To shit on someone's laptop keyboard, then close the screen on it.
I locked my computer so no one could meatspin me, but I got waffled instead.

I just peeled this piece of shit off my keyboard and it looks like a waffle.
by The Weatherman May 7, 2008
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adj. or verb - indecisive; unable to make up one's mind; playing the safe middle ground due to one's own lack of conviction or sense of morality.
Faced with explaining why no WMD were found in Iraq, Bush found himself waffling between portraying America as a Christian nation and crucifying Saddam Hussein.
by wilderxero August 30, 2004
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To talk unendingly, with no point to your conversation about totally idiotic things. Spamming on chat rooms is a case of waffling.
"You waffle something awful"
"What are you waffling about?"
by Andrew Kirkman January 12, 2006
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to get really REALLY drunk - and you look like you're that drunk
We went out drinking last night. Justin was waffled!
by valintina4 August 16, 2005
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Something large and syrup covered. Sometimes can be shiny and distracting to steal own the gaze of any onlooking. Especially useful in awkward situations, arguments, or any other need for an excuse to stop conversation or change the subject.
Go on girl, shake a waffle at it!
by Jizzjizz December 19, 2010
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A pancake with abs
Waffles r so yummy and fit
by Waffle 2.0 March 19, 2015
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