The Stubby

The act of inserting your own thumb into your rectum while masturbating to promote a speedy climax

I was cracking one off when I heard a knock on the door so I gave myself the stubby to get it over with quickly

by Special needs student March 22, 2011

stubbie

A glass beer bottle, typically containing 375mL of delicious, cold, frosty amber fluid... ahhhh :P

hey pass us another stubbie mate

by Gazza March 25, 2003

stubbies

short australian shorts that define the typical aesthetic of the true blue aussie bloke.
also: bottles of beer.

" ya wanna goi with caans or stubbies mate?? "
" aww, les goi with tha stubbies mate. Hey....nice pair of stubbies ya got there.."

by herbiewa April 21, 2004

stubbies

short-shorts that were popular in new zealand. were made famous by the NZ L&P ads. have a tiny pocket for keys at the front!

"Oh man this is the life! Just maxin' at the BBQ in my stubbies!"

by xXxshawtyxXx November 27, 2006

Stubby

375ml Bottle of beer, usualyl bought in a case or carton or slab of 24.

Hey wanna go halves in a carton for this party

by The Werewolf November 24, 2004

stubby

a short, fat, neckless beer bottle(355ml). was the standard until the seventies in Canada, when the american tallboys replaced them. currently in a renaissance with some Brick beers, Red Cap and the Jamican beer Red Stripe. (The Frech beer Boris may come in a neckless bottle, but they are too small to be true stubbies)

"If we're going on a roadtrip we should get a pack of stubbies, they take up less room"
American kid "What the fuck is wrong with you're beer bottle."
Canadian kid "Its a stubby, you Yankee twat"

by guthstar3000 December 28, 2005

Stubby

a guy who is not well endowed

"uhh hey there stubby.. u want me to do wat??"

by lauren September 1, 2003