A company wrongly targeted, especially here, for exploiting farmers and "taking over the world," Starbucks actually manages about 5-10 percent of the world's coffee. Nice try, everyone.
I can't believe people complain about Starbucks. I bet they wouldn't be complaining if they were intelligent enough to purchase Starbucks stock.
by RUStupid? August 2, 2006
A widespread corporation that makes coffee, i don't care if it is 'the mans' way of drinking coffee, its is delicious. Granted, i don't like their stylings, like the smooth jazz playing in every branch, or the artsy fartsy stuff on the walls, or the names like decaf white chocolate bold mocha latte with cream, and then the description is, a bold, intriguing beverage, but i just like the coffee
ex.1: some guy: dude, i can't believe you bought that £2 coffee from 'the corporation'
me: shut up and let me drink my coffee
ex.2: me: what is a java mocha latte?
clerk: it is an invigorating, intriguing, bold bevarage from the foothills of mexico
me: does it taste good?
clerk: uuuh i don't know
ex.3: preppy scenester: oh, i love the smooth jazz stylings and intriguing art of this place (sips coffee) oh, this coffe is so smooth
me: shut up and let me drink my coffee
me: shut up and let me drink my coffee
ex.2: me: what is a java mocha latte?
clerk: it is an invigorating, intriguing, bold bevarage from the foothills of mexico
me: does it taste good?
clerk: uuuh i don't know
ex.3: preppy scenester: oh, i love the smooth jazz stylings and intriguing art of this place (sips coffee) oh, this coffe is so smooth
me: shut up and let me drink my coffee
by amatar August 15, 2005
by jaime kramer April 2, 2006
A nasty coffee chain company that sells the most burnt ass coffee. This is the place you get coffee if you don’t care about losing your tongue.
I had a cup of coffee at Starbucks. It tasted so fucking burnt that I wanted to throw it into a fire.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain October 13, 2022
Overpriced caffeinated water. For 5 dollars or more you will get a below average Frappuccino that tastes like a mix of tap water and cheap flavorings. You’re pretty paying 25 cents for the ingredients and $4.75 for the logo. It doesn’t help that the average consumer is an upper-middle class basic white girl that drives her daddy’s jeep to Starbucks before she meets her friends at target.
by Chad Chett January 30, 2022
Tourist in Australia: Where is the closest Starbucks
Aussie: Holy fuck mate that shithole closed because we don't need that American shit near our coffee
Aussie: Holy fuck mate that shithole closed because we don't need that American shit near our coffee
by Strayabitch December 3, 2015