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A word that is a slur to the Nintendian race.
Random person: DAMN SPOCCOS!!!
Random person 2: Don’t say that, dude! That’s offensive to the Nintendian race!
Random person: lol idgaf
2 days later…
Random person: OH FUCK I HAVE BEEN CANCELLED!!! NUUUUUU!!!
Random person 2: See, what did I tell you?
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A legendary show on Nickelodeon that had really good first seasons, but quality of the show has gone downhill and now today’s episode and mostly craphole episodes.

WARNING: If you watch any episode of the more recent SpongeBob episodes, please be aware of the super ultimate mega holy goddamn shit cringe. If you or a loved one get very severe conditions from the horrible episodes that don’t make sense, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Amigo 1: Hey, did you watch SpongeBob SquarePants?
Amigo 2: Yeah, but the episodes these days just suck ngl.
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A show on Nick Jr that is detrimental to people’s intelligence. Peppa is a 4 year old pig who is somehow 7”1 which is abnormally weird and unusual. Her brother George is sometimes annoying, but is understandable to feel bad for because he has to have such a horrible older sister. Their mother is fine but their father can somehow snort so loud that even the people in the capital of Mongolia can somehow hear.

BEWARE: If you cannot stand annoying brats, it is highly recommended you do not watch this show.
Amigo 1: Ay, did you ever watch Peppa Pig?
Amigo 2: I didn’t want to, but since my little brother likes the show, I think I’m going to slowly die from cringe within the next 0.0000001 nanoseconds.
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An app that was actually good, until TikTok came into existence and ruined it all.
Amigo 1: Hey, do you remember vine?
Amigo 2: Yeah, it sucks that it had to go. Now it’s been replaced by that dumb fucking app TikTok.
Amigo 1: I know, right? It gives me an STD every time I watch it.
Amigo 2: Well, later I guess.
Amigo 1: Ok, kbai.
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When a guy’s pp hardens because he is turned on by something.
Skye gave Logan a kiss, and Logan got an 8 inch boner.
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The best coffee place to ever exist. The coffee is very good, and although the donuts aren’t always the best, most of the other products are actually good!
#DunkinForLife
Amigo 1: Man, I need to get some coffee this morning!
Amigo 2: Well, how about Starbucks?
Amigo 1: Nah, fuck Starbucks, let’s go to Dunkin’ instead! The coffee at Starbucks is way too goddamn strong…
Amigo 2: You know what, you’re right? Let’s go to Dunkin’!
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I bet you were searching for the word Monkey, but you forgot the n. Now, I’ll explain to you what Mokey is:

Mokey is a character from the internet web series, Mokey’s Show, made by the god himself, Sr. Pelo. It is basically a parody version of Mickey Mouse. Also, if you have any kids, make them watch this instead of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. I promise you won’t regret it!
Amigo 1: Hey, do you know who Mokey is?
Amigo 2: No, dafaq is that?
Amigo 1: It’s a character from the show, Mokey’s Show!
Amigo 2: What’s that?
Amigo 1: It’s basically Mickey Mouse but better. Kids should watch that instead of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse!
Amigo 2: Well, I should get my kids to watch that! How do I find it?
Amigo 1: Search it on YouTube. You’ll find it easily!
Amigo 2: Thanks!
Amigo 1: No problem!

*3 days later…*

Amigo 2: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK!?!
Amigo 1: Huh?
Amigo 2: MOKEY’S SHOW ISN’T MEANT FOR KIDS! YOU LIED TO ME!!! GRRRRRR!!!
Amigo 1: Lol get trolled!
Amigo 2: Fuck you bitch!
Amigo 1: You mean…BETCH? HA!
Amigo 2: *hangs up phone*
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