Snail

An undersea cat

That's a cute snail!

by Omegawolf666 November 6, 2020

snailing

after a man ejaculates inside, the girl rubs on his body while pushing the ejaculate out, leaving a trail like a snail

the guy flipped out when she went snailing on his leg

by mojoe86 April 14, 2009

Snailed it

A phrase used to describe a situation in which succes is found but at a later point than intended.

Son: Wow Mom you're getting really old!
Mom:Excuse me?!
Son: By that I Mean you're aging bueatifully like a fine wine.
Mom: Why thank you son.
Son: Snailed it!!

by Apollyon101 October 12, 2014

SNAILS

Students Not Already In Law School

Man, you can't find a single seat in library because of all the SNAILS....
Dude, I hate SNAILS!
Me too.

by Van10001 December 10, 2008

Snailing

When a group of Men ejaculate onto a woman's stomach and chest, then make her slide across the floor while salt is thrown at her by the handful.

"Me and my 8 bro's got into Snailing a chick across the wood floor last night, we got salt everywhere"

"Jenna let me snail her, I think I love her"

"She's a ride or die bitch, I heard she even into Snailing"

by QWERTYASDFGHZXCVBN September 17, 2012

snail

To take ones scrotum and slide it along a girls body, usually her face, leaving a trail of sweat.

I wnt to snail my girl, but last time i tried, she said, "I'm not really comfortable with this,". So i put my balls in her mouth to shut her up!

by BH Steamer September 26, 2006

Snails

The gullible rubes targeted by fake news.

Faux News shits in the bowl and the Snails gobble it up like it’s chocolate pudding.

Internet trolls are a problem. But the bigger problem is the mass of gullible bottom feeding Snails who feast on their shit.

by iKarma August 13, 2023