Shump

It’s where you take a dump while in the shower

Aidan took a shump while in the locker room shower...

by Yeet patrol chief December 17, 2019

Shump

Verb
When a short person jumps.

Poor Susy had to shump to reach the box on the top shelf, but she still didn't get it.

by Squidward the 3rd March 28, 2019

shumps

Shumps is more than a word, shumps is a way of life. the word perfectly fits into any scenario imaginable while remaining somewhat coherent. the receiving party should rely on context clues to come to a conclusion as to what the use of “shumps” is referring to.

oh i’m straight shumpin these modelos
“aye man i just hit 2 plates on bench”
“OH SHUMPS”

by hndrxx June 28, 2022

Shump

A shump is a adjective, verb, adverb, noun, pronoun, preposition, conjunction, interjection, determiner, Place, or idea/ideal.

Person1: "That guy is such a shump."
Person2: "Yeah he really got shumped'."

by Bowan September 3, 2020