refresh monkey

Someone who visits a regularly updated website and uses their browser's refresh capability frequently in an effort to view the updated content as soon as possible after it is posted. This especially applies to sites where the updated content includes a feature such as a message board where fans of the site try to get bragging rights by making the first post (aka fipo or fpotd).

You generally have to wade through several "first post" attempts from refresh monkeys before you get to the first real discussion.

by mwalimu March 20, 2008

Refreshing Liabation

A phrase coined by Mr Collins to describe a liquid drink, either water or juice.

Alright class, don't be shy to have a refreshing liabation throughout my lesson.

by danananankroyd July 4, 2009

The Refreshing Drink

The act of inserting a straw down the uretha of a penis while the recipitant pleasures himself, and just before releasing his liquid explosion, he places the opposite end of the straw into his mouth resulting in a tasty, protein fuelled refreshing drink.

John: "You' re looking really buff recently Terry."
Terry: Yeah, must be the refreshing drinks I've been taking."

by wanker jord January 16, 2008

liquid refreshment

Any sort of drink, usually an alcoholic beverage

Fix me up with some liquid refreshment geeza

by Tejb September 3, 2014

Vodka and Refresh

A drink combination, endogenous to the Goulburn area of Australiania. Usually consumed as an alcoholic alternative, once liver and digestive tract has been trashed by a bender the night before.

Mitchell - Oh mate, I couldn't possibly have a beer...I got wasted last night.
Jarrod - No probs, smash a Vodka and Refresh instead. The drink of Champions.

by Mekaneck August 8, 2008

Refreshing ride

Sexual position involving normal mounting orientation and a febreze bottle inserted in ones anus.

Man: hey honey we are out of febreze, want to have a refreshing ride?
Woman: yeah sure let me jam it up there good.

Woman: "Honey! Where did all the febreze go?" Man: "Don't know, but how about you come find out while we have a refreshing ride?"

by Semper Ardeat January 7, 2014

obsessive refreshing

refreshing a web page every few seconds waiting for something new to appear. i.e. a new message.

Anthony - Hey you obsessive refreshing your myspace again?
Jeff - Yeah im waiting for a message from my friend to pop up.

by B.J.C. August 31, 2007