Someone who corrects the English mistakes in the work of another writer. The shepherd who safely guides thoughts and ideas through the swamps of the English language. A maintenance worker who struggles to keep that cobbled together bridge between the writers mind and the readers mind called English from collapsing. A harmless drudge who works just as hard on a toilet paper ad as on a work that will be considered a jewel of western literature. A pain in the neck when it's your paper they're correcting.
The quality of your paper is A+, the mechanics is D- , you are a miserable proof reader. I really stink at English my spouse has to proofread all my writing.
by knowman March 22, 2008
Readers Wife (Noun): British institution whereby male readers of certain adult magazines feel the need
to submit for publication pictures of their other halves in varying levels of undress.
Readers Wife (Pronoun): a lady with a bedraggled appearance such that
you believe she would appear in such a magazine.
to submit for publication pictures of their other halves in varying levels of undress.
Readers Wife (Pronoun): a lady with a bedraggled appearance such that
you believe she would appear in such a magazine.
"She's a bit of a readers wife"
by John March 18, 2004
by Jazzist June 22, 2006
The redness of the elbow/s one achieves when he/she is reading in the prone position. There are 3 degrees of reader's elbow based on the redness: grade one- a pinkish color similar to that of a female's vagina, grade two- the color a hamburger turns when it is medium rare, grade three- the color of a popped cherry.
"Yo, last night i got reader's elbow and not it looks like i got a pussy as an elbow"
"Yo that fat fuck has reader's elbow, what a fat fuck."
"Yo that fat fuck has reader's elbow, what a fat fuck."
by PPPR September 27, 2011
The Shadow Reader is an American YouTuber that makes horror-centered videos, specifically creepypastas as well as other content including rants. His YouTube channel currently has over 17,000 subscribers and 6 million video views as of April 2019.
by Themasterddue46@gmail.com August 17, 2019
The process of reading a piece of literature without remembering a word that you read. A moment in one's life where they cannot for the life of them bring themselves to pick up a book and read.
Guy 1: I love this book, it's so good! What are you reading, Guy 2?
Guy 2: I just read the first page of "To kill a mockingbird" and didnt comprehend a word. I must have Reader's Block.
Guy 2: I just read the first page of "To kill a mockingbird" and didnt comprehend a word. I must have Reader's Block.
by Mr.JamesGoudie May 29, 2009
1. A person who goes around his/her friend's myspace and reads that person's comments.
2. A person who reads comments on other people's myspace.
2. A person who reads comments on other people's myspace.
Jimmy: Hey Suzie, I see you invited Jake to the concert but not me!
Suzie: How did you know?
Jimmy: I read your comments on your Myspace
Suzie: You Comment reader!!!
Jimmy: That's not what your mom called me yesturday when she posted that bulletin!
Suzie: How did you know?
Jimmy: I read your comments on your Myspace
Suzie: You Comment reader!!!
Jimmy: That's not what your mom called me yesturday when she posted that bulletin!
by D-Ron Kelso August 15, 2006