by Bonnie Miller August 2, 2006
Contains two parts, Package A & Package B, consisting of two girls, Amber Howard and Brittany Gregory, who are the most fucking awesome chicks in the world.
by Amber and Brittany June 11, 2005
the black man had a big package
by chub muffin March 23, 2003
used on S9 E2 of how I met your mother
The kennedy package - entails having a bartender serve you continuous amounts of alcohol so that you will never have your drink hand empty .
The kennedy package - entails having a bartender serve you continuous amounts of alcohol so that you will never have your drink hand empty .
Any time you see me without a drink in my hand you put a drink in my hand!!!
OOOO So you want the Kennedy package?
OOOO So you want the Kennedy package?
by Magik Jownson September 24, 2013
A person who possesses all the ideal qualities one is searching for. In terms of a stereotypical potential spouse, a person who is the whole package would have a beautiful face, a great body, intelligence, humor, kindness, confidence, financial stability, maturity, etc. A prospective employee who is the whole package would have breadth and depth of experience, constant creativity, initiative, great communication skills, assertive leadership, unimpeachable integrity, punctuality, and so forth.
by makerofwords March 17, 2013
Someone who has it all, looks, personality, intelligence, creativity, multi talented, is good at "it."
Bill; "Why you hang so much wit Andrea?"
Stephen; "She got it all man, she's the Total Package!"
Bill; "True dat!"
Stephen; "She got it all man, she's the Total Package!"
Bill; "True dat!"
by gamisiking July 1, 2016
a forceful or an incapacitating strike (usually) to a man's crotch; can also be used to describe an unfortunate event that is just as painful. *AKA blast in the package
Even though the old man wanted to apologize for hitting Mike Tyson's car, Tyson was so angry that he gave the man a crisp package blast and walked away.
by Sheldon May 14, 2003