by T-Dog Jenkins January 24, 2005
Yet another institute of technology with students just as stuck up and snobby as their counterparts down the street. Most students here think they're too cool for Caltech, yet they wouldn't have the balls or honor to survive at Caltech. Oftentimes students will beat you up if you say Caltech is more hardcore (it is by the way) because they clearly have an inferiority complex. If you don't want to put up with elitist and feminist douchebaggery and if you have any honor, go to Caltech instead.
MIT Student: Caltech sucks man! You guys have like no party scene and you guys aren't as prestigious as we are.
Caltech Student: Woah you clearly have problems! We just handed out T-shirts and called you "That other institute of technology" as a form of legitimate free speech. You guys on the other hand responded by stealing our cannon, which is illegal and goes against the seventh commandment. We have a simple honor code while you guys need a sophisticated computer network, frat parties, and prestige just to feel safe and socially accepted. Have you any decency left?
Caltech Student: Woah you clearly have problems! We just handed out T-shirts and called you "That other institute of technology" as a form of legitimate free speech. You guys on the other hand responded by stealing our cannon, which is illegal and goes against the seventh commandment. We have a simple honor code while you guys need a sophisticated computer network, frat parties, and prestige just to feel safe and socially accepted. Have you any decency left?
by course18 September 24, 2006
by El banditos August 22, 2006
Wannabe Caltech located in Massachusetts. Although its programs in math and science are all very strong, Caltech's are stronger.
by sciencenerd95 June 20, 2005
Home to elitist, racist, and sexist douchebaggery. Combines the sadness of Caltech, the elitism of Princeton, and the sexism of Harvard into one schizophrenic institution believed to be a meritocracy. Claims to be as diverse as Stanford, but the people here have their heads too far up their assholes with problem sets to notice the flaws.
As sad as this may seem, I had to cross-register at Harvard to get away from these douchebags.
MIT...yet another institute of technology trying to be as awesome as Stanford.
MIT...yet another institute of technology trying to be as awesome as Stanford.
by MITTenkid September 2, 2006
by Hubert Cumberdale April 17, 2005