The middle finger was discovered in 1872 by John Middleflingus after an apple fell on his head. Now, it has become a custom for all young gentlemen to show their middle fingers at passing women as it represents their spine: long, straight and with a nail at the top.
The middle finger was voted 'Finger of the Year' by Finger magazine in 1990 and again in 2002.
The middle finger was voted 'Finger of the Year' by Finger magazine in 1990 and again in 2002.
Steven Hartt offered his middle finger to charity after his doctor told him he couldn't walk anymore.
by Tommy Burrows February 15, 2006
to show those bloody wankers that you still have your plucking finger originated in the hundred years war. often used in New York City as a way to say hello.
oi you bloody wankers I still have my plucking finger and my longbow! oh and here is a sentence with the word middle finger in it.
by Jarret August 24, 2007
The deaf man couldn't hear what his wordasshole nieghbor was saying, so he just displayed the middle finger.
by James Bourne September 6, 2003
What real friends give to you. It's awesome. It is often mistaken as the gesture equivalent of saying "Fuck you," but it actually means "You're super cool!"
Mom: Hello, Son.
Son: *flips Mom off with the middle finger*
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOU VULGAR BRAT!
Son: No, Mom, that finger means you're super cool.
Son: *flips Mom off with the middle finger*
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOU VULGAR BRAT!
Son: No, Mom, that finger means you're super cool.
by dangnuggets November 4, 2016
by Two guys in Biology class March 29, 2018
To indicate that you want to fuck them
by Milk time lmao June 18, 2019